Breaking news … I go to a musical

I don’t have as much as appreciation for the arts as I honestly feel I should but I’m working on it ok (I’m the fat guy who’s going to ‘art gym’). I did ballet lessons as a boy so maybe that just spun me in the opposite direction who knows but since that time I have associated with musical families (mostly Von Trapp types who made me feel just a little inadequate, which is not a healthy emotion for a growing man) and arty types who stared at framed finger paintings and pyscho-analysed the poor things. I took up guitar, I learned ballroom dancing and now, shock horror, I went to a musical. I am pretty sure, if this art gym thing is true, that I must have some pretty chiseled features by now.